Bible Fun Pop Quiz

Most of us know all know the standard strange and fun stories in the Bible that we heard when we were young. Most churches focus on the same old myths, Noah's ark, Jesus healing the sick, and so on. But if you really read the Bible from start to finish (as boring as some passages and chapters are) you can really find a wealth of truly bizarre, impossible, and idiotic stories. Tales of mass circumcision, living corpses, incest, rape, the sun standing still, talking asses (donkeys not men), and lots and lots of burning flesh.

Here is a little quiz about some fun Bible passages you may not be as familiar with.


1. If you are a holy man walking through town and a group of young unruly children are teasing you the correct response would be to:

Continue on your way ignoring them because they are after all, just children.
Pray and have the Lord send a bear to rip 42 of them limb from limb for teasing you.
Use this as an opportunity to teach them about kindness to others.

Answer & Scripture Details



2. One of your children has been disrespectful and disobeyed you. The correct reaction as a parent would be:

Have your child stoned to death for disobeying.
Use this as a teaching moment to help your child learn how to respect you and others.
Use an age appropriate punishment such as? time out? or grounding? or other method suitable for the offense.

Answer & Scripture Details



3. Anyone, regardless of their physical appearance anyone can come church or sanctuaries.

True
False

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4. When the? Sons of God?(corrupted angels) mated with the ?daughters of men?(earth women) their offspring were:

Dwarfs
Elves
Fairies
Giants

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5. What should the proper punishment be from God be if you conduct a census incorrectly?

seven years of famine
three month of fleeing from your enemies
three days of pestilence (disease)
pestilence which kills 70,000 men and approx 200,000 women and children
all of the above

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6. What is one of God's favorite methods of transportation?

Chariot
Flying Cherub
Plane
Cloud

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7. What kind of beasts and wild animals does Isaiah say the Lord send when he delivers his vengeance?

Satyrs
Unicorns
Ducks
Owls
Bulls
Dragons
Dogs
Cats

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8.What is the best way to dispose of the devils or demons you have cast out of another person?

Tell Satan to come and get them because they are his responsibility.
Call The Ghost Busters
Send the demons into a herd of pigs and have them run off a cliff
Wait until trash day and have them picked up
Cast a spell on them and make them disappear

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9. How many righteous people can potentially go to Heaven?

Who ever is good there is no limit
Only Christians
Only Muslims
Only Jews
Set amount, only 144 thousand
It doesn't matter because heaven is an imaginary place

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10. If you are a God and need to make a human, which raw materials work best?

take some dust from the earth and then breathe into the nostrils
clay
paper mache?
a rib from another person
chocolate
None of the above

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